Sunday 30 October 2022

Ag Day

I last posted about Ag Day back in 2010 when my grandchildren were at school.  This annual event in rural schools has different titles depending on the location of the school - Calf Club, Country, Pet, Agriculture, Community Day.  The tiny school (I think there are fewer than 30 students) my g-g-daughter, Lexis, attends simply call it Ag Day.  It's like the Calf Club days when my children went to school.  Whereas some schools encourage children to take an active interest in the welfare and presentation of an animal of their choice, here it is about calves and lambs only, just like in the old days.

Ag Day was on Saturday.  It was a wonderful community gathering, we weren't the only family amongst the spectators that included uncles, aunts, grandparents, g-g-parents like me, family friends. With community support like that, it's easy to see why kids love going to school.

Little Lexis had a pet lamb and there was much consternation during the week when the lamb had a sore foot.  The cause of the limp was diagnosed and it was decided it wouldn't do any harm to allow it to take part.

The four children in the Junior Section waiting patiently and watching the Junior Calf entrants in the competition ring. Lexis in the black raincoat.  There was drizzly rain but it wasn't heavy enough to halt proceedings.  Look at that little boy with a calf almost as tall as he is, and a lot heavier.  His dad is standing by in case he is needed but the lad was well and truly in charge and a competent handler.

  

Looking a wee bit worried.  It's not easy in the judging ring when you know all eyes are on you.  Prizes aren't won just by animals that are well bred, although there is a section for just that.  They are also judged on the grooming of their pet and how it walks beside its human on a lead. The lamb on the lead, that is. Winning a prize is invariably about the hours the child has put in feeding, caring for and training their animal. 

A young aunt of another student offered to get closer to the action for a photo for me.  

Big smiles once it was all over.  They both did really well.
 
Students who aren't able to enter a calf or lamb are expected to participate by planting and tending a small contained garden such as a bee garden, fruit/vege garden or a herb garden.  There was some very creative thinking behind some of the containers on display.  

Wednesday 26 October 2022

Crazy cats

While chatting with my daughter about the entertaining behaviour of my cats, she remarked what a perfect pairing they were.  Considering how they came to be living together, I agree.

My Alleycat was a replacement for a little black kitten, one of my grand-daughter's Georgia's cat's first litter which she begged me to take.  She had been told that she should allow her cat to have one litter before having her neutered.  I think that idea has been debunked now and took no risk of letting the same fate befall the little black cat.  I was heartbroken when she died.

When my grandchildren felt I needed to replace her, I took two of them with me to the SPCA to help me choose but one glimpse of one kitten in particular and they had no say. When I'd visited Istanbul in 2015 I'd taken a photo of a stray kitten in an alley near a restaurant where I was having lunch and there, in my local SPCA was its doubleganger.  So Alleycat came home with us.  The staff at the SPCA didn't know her back story, only that she was scared of adults, particularly men.  Oh, how true!  Thankfully, she loves children.  While not at all keen on being stroked she likes to rub up against those she knows and recently even had a quick rub against my son's legs.  With children she's entirely different, will come running when she hears my g-g-daughter's voice and allows herself to be lifted and carted around in the most unbecoming fashion.

She avoids people.  The first time my neighbour fed the cats while I was away, she didn't lay eyes on Alley until the 14th day.  She's skittish and nervous.  Even after 6 years of gentle handling she will still scoot away from me if she hears a loud noise or there is a sudden movement.  But at other times she stretches out and is totally relaxed.

She will choose a favourite sleeping spot and stick to it religiously for a few weeks, then choose somewhere else.  Sometimes it's a place where she can hide herself, other times it's very public.  She avoided the spot in the photo above for weeks after I put a small towel down there to protect the couch cover.  Took her a while to come back to it.

She sometimes visits me during the night, jumps on to the bedside table and reaches over to touch my face with her nose.  If I move, she takes off like a rocket.  A couple of times when I've been asleep she's woken me by rubbing her face against my hand and has allowed me to very, very slowly lift my hand and tickle under her chin.  It has taken six years to get that far.   Any progress is progress, right?

When I was sick last year she'd sit on my bedroom dressing table for hours on end just looking at me.

She's a talker.  The loudest, most talkative cat I've ever come across.  If she hears my voice she assumes it's her I'm talking to and usually she is right but when I'm on the phone it is a proper nuisance.  When I'm talking to my oldest daughter she hears her voice and really goes bananas.  Leone has probably come closer than anyone to actually stroking her.

So, she sleeps a lot, she talks a lot - and she likes to open doors or drawers.  She knows which doors she can bat with her paws and eventually they will open a little and then there's no stopping her. 


This drawer in the bathroom often doesn't close completely and is proving an ongoing challenge.  I always have a laugh when she gives up and walks away, I swear she shoulders are slumped because once again there was nothing to see.

Her crazy companion is Korbi who came into Leone's family as her daughter, Jami's cat.  When Jami went to Wellington to university and Leone couldn't keep him he came to me "for the time being".  That was about 3 years ago.  He had been a city cat and settling into life on the farm was difficult for him.  I think he's much happier now we are living in the village.  On the other hand Alley has taken a long time to adjust to life here.

For the most part they ignore each other but have a little social time together around 7 pm each night when they have a little play fight and chase each other around for 5 - 10 minutes.  Alley always tires of it before Korbi does.  Korbi often tries a bit of male dominance although he should know by now that idea doesn't go down well with Alley. 
 
He's a handsome, very friendly fellow known to all the neighbours.   He walks like he owns the world, a real confident strut.  But he runs like an old plodder, if there is such a thing.  You can hear him coming when he's running, my hearing is not the sharpest but I can hear him coming up the steps.  And he's clumbsy, almost uncoordinated.  He gives the impression of being a thinker.  You can see what he's going to do next because he seems to be assessing the situation before he acts.  He'll look at the table, then look at me to see if I'm watching, I never catch him jumping up there but many times I come into the room and there he is.  
 
 
When he wants affection or brushing he stands beside my chair and looks steadily at me and the minute my hand moves to pat my knee he is there.  My g-g-daughter has learnt to pick up his brush and he will come to her.  He loves to be brushed which is just as well because that long hair can get untamed in no time.  He doesn't like to be picked up or carried by little ones like Alley does but will tolerate hours of gentle handling and stroking.

He sleeps on the floor at the foot of my bed - or in the bath or bathroom handbasin, depending on the weather.  He likes to be up high, keeping a look out. I don't think he has many other cat instincts. He's a hopeless hunter.  I've seen him with a mouse that Alley caught and honestly, he had no idea what to do with it.
 
Recently he has taken to jumping out windows.  The first time he did it I thought he had lost his balance while sitting on the window frame watching the world go by and I was very concerned as, like I said before, he is clumsy.  He doesn't like using the cat flap in the door, will stand beside it and scratch the door to get my attention to let him in or out.  I put that down to him making sure I know who is the servant around here.  I know my place, thank you, Mr Korbi.  

Lately, even with two doors wide open he has been using an open window to go out.  It just must be something he enjoys doing.
 

Wednesday 12 October 2022

Recycled

I think I've mentioned before that my son, Danny and his wife, Heather are converting an old cowshed (dairy) on the farm to a new home for themselves.  They are doing the work themselves with the help of a young carpenter at the weekends.    Wherever possible they are using materials from the farm, there's a lot of recycling happening. I think the only way to describe the style of the building is rustic.

When I called in last Saturday they were hanging the bedroom doors.  About 100 metres  away stands the source of the timber, a very old shed, now even worse for wear than previously.  If those wall boards had not been requisitioned they would eventually be in the same state of repair as the weather beaten end wall.  Goodness knows how long that little shed has stood there, now its missing parts will survive much longer.  Many of the internal walls come from an even older shed out the back of the farm.  Both were erected in the days when farmers used trees growing on the farm for their buildings.  Both are built from totara, a New Zealand native tree.  It is relatively slow growing, can live for 1,000 years, reaching 30 metres high and 2-3 metres in diameter.  One of my favourite trees.


In the bathroom the steel framing that once housed the milking machine motors, now holds the hand basin. 

On another wall of the bathroom the vat wash switch remains.  Along with note to milk tanker drivers to turn it on when they leave.  The bathroom was formerly the room that housed the milk vat.

 Here's Farmer Dan working on his side hustle.  Danny and Heather are known to enjoy entertaining, hence the party lights.  Their bbq area has already been decided.  Priorities - right?

We plan to have our Christmas family gathering at the shed house.  My other son, Bernie who lives in Brasil, his partner, Roberta and little daughter, Emilia will be with us.  I can't wait to hold and hug that child.  Take this as advance warning - there will be a deluge of little Emilia photos appearing here in 11 weeks or so.  But who's counting?

Friday 7 October 2022

English

There must be something about early October that makes me more impatient and intolerant with newsreaders.

I first vented my spleen about the mis-use of our language by newsreaders in October, 2009 and even then I noted that every day I understand it less.  I was first told I had antiquated views on the use of English over 30 years ago and nothing has changed. 

What pulled my chain this time?  It was a few nights ago, on the sports section of The News.  I might not have shouted at the TV had it been on a sports programme, although that is doubtful to be honest.  The newsreader in her star struck admiration for the Black Ferns (New Zealand's women's rugby team) informed the public that they had been "kicking arse" around the world.  I kid you not.  Have we no standards at all left in this country?  I suppose I should be thankful that at least she had expressed herself clearly.

I don't know what riles me the most.  That sort of reporting on the news or how I have trouble understanding what is being said in general. 

I have a file on my laptop titled "Gobblygook by Pollyanna" where I take note of our prime minister's often used expressions.

My favourite (meaning I like it least) is "I reject the premise of that question/subject/theory"  Somehow that also means subject closed.

 Never, ever do I understand what follows any of these -

"What I would say is ...    

We're working on that.

We're looking at that.

We are looking at the options

There is more to come in that space.

It's complex. 

We've been very clear."

I really am starting to think it's just me.  I can't believe the words I long to hear are just a simple "yes" or "no".  I just want people to say what they mean and mean what they say.  How hard can it be?

Pretty hard by the look of it.  I would expect that government departments would have people who can communicate clearly.  Yet the top finalists for poor communication at 2022 Plain Language Awards went to public services. (https://www.plainlanguageawards.org.nz/)

People’s Choice — Worst Brainstrain Communication

  • Finalist: Internal Affairs | Births, Deaths, and Marriages (BDM) — Application to register a name change webpage and application form
  • Finalist: Work and Income — Covid-19 Leave Support Scheme: who can get it webpage

There is hope. There are the good people from the Plain Language Awards who care about these things.  They want to see plain language as the norm in government and business communication. 

Long may they prosper.