I was clanging away at the kitchen sink, making a lot of noise and singing "I'm a Rock Star" above the clatter. No, don't try to imagine it, not if you want to sleep well tonight! I looked up at my pretend audience and my neighbour was standing stock still staring at me. I grabbed the camera and fired off a shot through the window. You have to admit, that window is pretty clean!
She just stared and stared and I thought she might stand still if I went out the back door for a closer shot. But she moved off still looking back at me.
I'm not too sure she returns my feelings of neighbourly love.